--Bring a pillow. Fall asleep (or pretend to) until the last 15 minutes. Wake up, say "oh geez, better get cracking" and do some gibberish work. Turn it in a few minutes early.

--Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

--Make paper airplanes out of the exam. Aim them at the instructor's head.

--Bring cheerleaders.

--Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

--On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

--Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

--Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

--Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

--As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

--Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, continue with the exam.

--Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

--Get the exam. Twenty minutes into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Screw this!" and walk out triumphantly.

--Arrange a protest before the exam starts (i.e. Threaten the instructor that whether or not everyone's done, they are all leaving after one hour to go drink).

--Show up completely drunk. (Completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you start to hold your mouth and make "I'm about to bring something up" sounds.).

--Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

--Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

--Bring a water pistol with you. Nuff said.

--Start on some1 in the middle of the exam by accusin them of lookin at your paper.

--Come in wearing a full knight's outfit, complete with sword and shield.

--Bring a friend to give you a back massage the entire way through the exam. Insist this person is needed, because you have bad circulation.

--When you walk in, complain about the heat. Strip.

--After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

--Try to get people in the room to do the mexican wave.

--Play Frisbee with a friend at the other side of the room.

--Get deliveries of candy, flowers, pizza etc... sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

--Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think"